Books!

That are insane!


Weird Book Room at Abe Books



A Cow is Too Much Trouble in Los Angeles by Joseph Foster - I think this has something to do with Hinduism. Or rancheros.

The English, Are They Human? by G.J. Renier - It's illustrated.

Erotic Dots: Join the Dots to Create 60 Sexy and Exciting Pictures - Because porn is too hard to find.

50 Ways to Use Feminine Hygiene Products in a Manly Manner by B. Koz - What a great pen name.

Ductigami: The Art of the Tape by Joe Wilson - My dad should have written this book.

Pills for Cats by Charles Kreloff, Patty Brown, Victoria Roberts

Dead Clients Don't Pay: The Bodyguard's Manual by Leroy Thompson - Valuable business advice.

The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III - I have to retitle my memoir.

Plus tons of books on dead animals: The Amateur Taxidermist,Critter Cuisine, How to Preserve Animals and Other Specimins in Clear Plastic (other specimins?), Dead Pet: Send Your Best Little Buddy Off in Style (the cover is a gatito strapped to a rocket)

Lots of survival books: Help! A Bear is Eating Me, How to Survive a Robot Uprising, Bombproof Your Horse, What to Do When the Russians Come (thank them for a lovely evening and promise to call); and a book on how to teach your chicken to fly and yourself to teleport.

Knowledge is power.